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Wonderful Definitions
Wonderful Definitions
School
A place where Parents pay and children play
Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Dictionary
A place where success comes before work
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Father
A banker provided by nature
Criminal
A person no different from the rest.. except that he/she got caught
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
Doctor
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.
School
A place where Parents pay and children play
Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Dictionary
A place where success comes before work
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Father
A banker provided by nature
Criminal
A person no different from the rest.. except that he/she got caught
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
Doctor
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.
~~rAsAkOkOy~~
APA PUNCA ANAK DERHAKA...
Mungkin ramai da tahu pasal ni tapi apa salahnya kita saling ingat- mengingati kan? semoga pembaca dapat manfaatkan bacaan anda ini dalam kehidupan seharian anda. Insya Allah.
posted by: azura abdul ghani Specially dedicated to mums and dads out there.. Ingatlah bahawa anak2 itu adalah amanat daripada Allah. Berikanlah yang terbaik buat anak anda, semoga mereka akan menjadi anak harapan serta kebanggaan keluarga, bangsa, agama dan juga negara.
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Renungan bersama termasuklah pada diri ini sendiri. Banyak perkara yang perlu diperbetulkan dalam hidup ini, namun aku hanya seorang insan yang tak berdaya melawan dan menegakkan hak diri sendiri. Cuma aku berharap peristiwa pahit dalam hidup tidak akan berulang lagi.
Sesungguhnya yang baik itu datang dari Allah, yang mana kurang dan silap itu datang dari insan biasa seperti kita a.k.a me!!.=)
~~rAsAkOkOy~~
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